Festival Frenzy! What Fesitival Do You Prefer? Keep In Mind the Phrase; Gonzo as Fuck

The Crystal Ball Rolls Towards the Pins At Extreme Speeds….

Folks, It’s posted! Let me tell ya’ll just what the hell is happening! We are gettin’ ready for one hell of an August! We will be covering Justin Case, our woodland corespondent, as he says fuck off landlords! I ain’t paying no rent to you! And he’ll say it loud, let me tell ya! This August 1st, he’s headed out to the woods to live, and hes going to invite you to the camp ground here on the ol’ internetty! Talk about trials and tribulations!

Not only that, but we are going to get with a local Lawrence band and see just what the hell it takes to be a band drowning in poverty! Thats right…the illusive yet popular band known as Noise Limiter. I know a lot of you folks are trying to get a hold of these guys but they’re squirmy little rascals! They set up crazy gorilla shows with little to no notice, and have set this region on fire as far as the underground music scene goes! I also heard that despite their financial situation, they are building a recording studio in a secret unknown location, and I have an inside contact that is guaranteeing me unlimited coverage of this spectacle. I figure the band is wanting people that live out side the region to get a taste of their music. But I heard that these boys aren’t making music for the purpose of popularity or money, but for the pure joy of music, and sharing it with people. They hate the fact that a lot of the music today sounds the same. They are just concerned that the world is turning square on them, and hell, the worlds a goddamned globe! Not a box! Anyhow, we will have some videos and sound clips up soon.

Besides all this bee’s wax, we will be covering a couple other local bands, yet to be named, and we will be following their progress as well. Not to mention, full coverage of the Walnut Valley Music Festival in Winfield Kansas This September! Hell yes we will be down there chuggin whiskey and beer, and reporting in a Gonzo fashion in honor of our hero HST!

We have plenty more coming your way folks! Straight out of Lawrence Kansas! Stay Tuned because we are about to provide you and yours with some quality entertainment!

And be sure to say hi if your stopping by. We sure do love a rowdy hello!

Peace and love to you folks and GodSpeed!
-Towser Magnum